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Soft, heavyweight cotton with a lived-in, garment-dyed feel—this relaxed tee carries a cheeky attitude. A small, bold starburst marks the front chest like a wink, while the back delivers playful lettering: “If only sarcasm burned calories.” It settles comfortably for all-day wear: roomy through the body, pre-shrunk, and built to hold its shape after washes. Wear it when you want to speak with a smile—for slow coffee runs, low-key hangouts, or the nights you trade workouts for witty comebacks.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton—durable, soft, pre-shrunk
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with a relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners); sewn-in label and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Sarcasm Burned Calories T-Shirt — Funny Graphic Tee
$30.02
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$30.02
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton—durable, soft, pre-shrunk
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with a relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners); sewn-in label and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean