T-Shirt — "I’m Not a Person, You Should Put on Speakerphone" Funny Graphic Tee
Red / S
$20.68
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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee speaks in calm, honest sentences. Lightweight but substantial, it settles soft and lived-in — the kind of shirt you reach for on slow mornings, quick coffee runs, or long drives when you want your outfit to say, quietly, that you value boundaries. The hand-lettered text reads: “I’m not a person you should put on speaker phone,” a wry, polite way to keep conversations private and protect your space. Wear it alone with jeans or layered under a flannel. It ages with you: the dye and heavyweight cotton mellow over time, keeping the message readable and the fabric comfortable. For people who prefer clarity over small talk, this tee blends comfort, durability, and subtle humor into a garment that lives in rotation.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit for durability and cleaner look
- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and many color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — "I’m Not a Person, You Should Put on Speakerphone" Funny Graphic Tee
$20.68
Sale price
$20.68
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit for durability and cleaner look
- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and many color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean