{"product_id":"can-cooler-with-a-body-like-this-who-needs-hair-funny-bald-pride-koozie","title":"Can Cooler — “With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair” Funny Bald Pride Koozie","description":"This lightweight neoprene can cooler sleeve keeps your drink cold while making a playful statement. Bold black lettering reads “with a BODY like this who needs HAIR” on a bright white background — a confident, cheeky design that stands out at backyard barbecues, bachelorette parties, or casual hangouts. The collapsible sleeve slips onto a standard 12 oz can and the 1\/4\" thick, slip-resistant neoprene traps chill and resists condensation so surfaces stay dry. Vibrant color printing and matched thread give a clean, finished look; note there may be thin light lines along the seams from the printing process. Stash it in a cooler or pocket between rounds and let the graphic do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene, 1\/4\" thick for reliable insulation\u003cbr\u003e- Designed to fit standard 12 oz cans; keeps drinks cold and reduces condensation\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, slip-resistant material with black interior\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printing with automatically matched thread color\u003cbr\u003e- Collapsible for compact storage; seams may show light lines from printing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Drip dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":52541753426213,"sku":"25303142431757685021","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/5522\/2565\/files\/8491114345211829610_2048.jpg?v=1781130956","url":"https:\/\/purepicksco.us\/products\/can-cooler-with-a-body-like-this-who-needs-hair-funny-bald-pride-koozie","provider":"PurePicksCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}